Setting the mood for the Harvest Festival (Thanksgiving :)
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Thanksgiving Day Special
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play...
What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very think-ful.
A poultry farmer was experimenting with breeding turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, “The turkey I bred had six legs!” His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, “What about the taste?”
The farmer said with a long-drawn face, “Do you think it is so easy to catch it?”