Thanksgiving Day 2017 Jokes


Setting the mood for the Harvest Festival (Thanksgiving :)

 

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Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles are on their hats! 

 

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Why did the police arrest the turkey?

     They suspected it of fowl play...

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What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

 

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

 

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Sister: Mom wants your to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Brother: Why? Is it broken?

 

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How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?

He was very think-ful.

 

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A poultry farmer was experimenting with breeding turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, “The turkey I bred had six legs!” His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, “What about the taste?”

The farmer said with a long-drawn face, “Do you think it is so easy to catch it?”

 

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